This is dog poop.
This comes out of the end of your dog with the tail. It happens fairly frequently. It is an interesting fact that for every pound of food your dog eats, it produces 5 pounds of dog poop. Scientists have not figured this out!
Dogs do not clean up their own poop. It is up to their owner.
Sometimes this fact causes harsh feelings to be displayed!
Watching people clean it up can be very rewarding!
Sometimes it can be frustrating!
If you are going to have a dog, please realize you are adopting a pooping machine.
It has to be dealt with because it won't go away fast enough on its own.
Please take notice of the fact I didn't write a single swear word in this article.
Have a wonderful day, take the dog for a walk!
the rat
lol...
ReplyDeleteoccasionally you just have too! You know?
Delete"Every pound of food=5 pound of poop". That my friend is priceless, thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI believe its true!
DeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeletethanks!
DeleteI don't know how you managed to write all of that without even a single "crap" or a "shat" in there, not to mention at least five, or ten, or twenty F bombs!! But, you gotta admit it had potential to be so much MORE funny with swear words!! Maybe you should re-do it and then let the readers vote on which version they like best??....lol...I commend your effort to go clean, but please, don't do it again :)
ReplyDeletethis article was to prove I don't have to rely on a colorful vocabulary to get my point across. Although I must confess it was extremely difficult to resist the temptation. Occasionally one must make sacrifices for their friends. the rat
Delete