It is like some twilight zone episode opening and I expect Rod Serling to step out of the bushes any second and say some cool twilight zone shit while puffing on his cigarette. Yep, people used to smoke on TV. One of the blogs that I no longer follow officially is still ranting about Obama! Hardcore malcontentedness ( I'm not sure that is an actual word but you get my meaning) Dude, Watch a little TV, catch a game, rent some porn, give it a rest.
I predict if some of these people don't get laid soon they will move to a cabin in the woods and start writing their manifesto. NUT BAG! I'm just saying. MY follower list is going back down again. People sneak off in the middle of the night like I won't notice. I won't mention anyone by name, unlike some blogs that mentioned me by name and then let all the pimply faced basement dwellers have a go at attempting to insult me. Fuck off. I care about as much about your opinion as a little shit ball trapped on one of my ass crack hairs that needs an extra swipe for the sake of hygiene.
It is hard to be optimistic and upbeat when surrounded by a world of bruised egos determined to drag you down and depress you to death with their incessant whining and complaining. But I am the MOHAVE RAT! and I don't GIVE A FUCK! . I have a wonderful life, if it sucked I would not share the details on a blog, you pathetic -----Damn I can't think of a good word. Pathetic something that is for sure.
Seriously, give the Fox News a break for awhile. Watch cartoons, laugh a little. Go do something kinky. Strike a blow for your mental health. I wouldn't watch Fox News if they had naked girl on girl action with all those hot blond babes they clone in a vat in the back. Wait........(I Might ) Maybe they should put antidepressants in the bottled water for you people, sure as hell wouldn't hurt anything.
I am the Mohave Rat and I approve this message. ha h ah a hah ah ah ha ha