“Through our eyes, the universe is perceiving itself. Through our ears, the universe is listening to its harmonies. We are the witnesses through which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence.” Alan Watts

Hello! Welcome.

I am the Mohave Rat. This is my blog. I'm a regular guy trying to live a peaceful life. It's harder than you think!

thanks for stopping by!



Thursday, January 10, 2013

Something Brand New!

Here is a picture of a tiger taking a dump. If you are anything like me you don't get to see that every day so I thought I would post it. Beats talking about being sick.


Just thought you would like to scratch watching a tiger shit off your bucket list. The picture counts far as I'm concerned.

Ate something today! First food in 5 days. Great flu this year. If you haven't had it yet I recommend getting it right away so you can be 100% for Valentines Day.

the rat
Posted by at

8 comments:

  1. Chicken soup. That's what Mom said. And I'll be damned, if I didn't start to feel a bit better myself.
    Damned flu.

    ReplyDelete

  2. Make sure you stay hydrated, friend.... and not with booze! heh.

    ReplyDelete

  3. everyone seems to think I drink alcohol with prescription pain meds. That is illegal and everyone who knows me knows I never do anything illegal. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    ReplyDelete

  5. Years ago, after a bout with flu, I had a sore throat from hell. I tried every damn product on the market, but nothing worked.

    Finally, I had enough, so I opened a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup, brought it to a boil and drank a huge slug when it was way to hot to drink.

    It worked. I don't know why, but it did.

    ReplyDelete

  6. I had the shit bad - Did a half pint of Turkey 101 and slept good!
    And, I just this minute finished off a pint of Jack.

    Biopsy for prostrate cancer next week - I am unconcerned. Shit, it will be what it will be and I will address that then.

    Know this - Sarge has some serious red lines that ain't being crossed...
    If I die, I fucking die...

    Sarge

    ReplyDelete

  7. Rat,I did a tour of duty in Thailand - did I smoke dope? Actually, no, well okay some, (this was before the piss test never got a buzz. But what I did find over there was about Tom Yum soup. It is tree-mendous! It will open your head up HUGE. Sarge swears this...
    What is your first name? Rat doesn't seem right. I am Sarge, or Ron, or asshole etal.
    Anyhow - this will open up your head - ramen and chicken with curry powder and Sriracha sauce
    can't hurt. Son. listen to Sarge -
    Do The Rooster...


    msgtron@aol.com

    Send me an email so that I can send you shit!

    Ron

    ReplyDelete

  8. dear sarge, I too have worked the railroad. I am also very familiar with rooster sauce. My next door neighbor calls me rat.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)