Whenever I sit down to write a post I hear Tiny Tim singing Tiptoe through the Tulips in my head. I change the lyrics to the song and it goes like this:
"Tiptoe through the minefield,
in the minefield that is where I'll be
come tiptoe through the minefield with me!😊"
I can't seem to say "good morning" without pissing someone off! Quite a talent when you think of it. I wish I could figure out a way to make a few bucks with it but so far zip!
If someone ever took into consideration how I feel and cut me just a little bit of slack I would probably die of a stroke and then all your problems with me would be over.
I'm not liberal enough for the pussy liberals, I ain't hard core enough for the "I'm a man, I work for a living" Republicans. I think tea baggers were a special kind of stupid. Religious fanatics should at least read the bible once before they start strutting around like it was them on the cross instead of the Lord. Can't wait to see the comments over that one!!
I miss church! I used to enjoy looking at all the women dressed up! Singing hymns! Having the hell scared out of me! But when I prayed the night of my wife's first stroke to please let her by alright and I realized I was looking up at the sky and no one was listening, something in me broke. I just never could give it another chance after that. Maybe "the truth" had set me free!
My wife survived thanks to a device put in her chest. (science) saved her life. she still has stage 4 heart failure and copd and uses fulltime oxygen and takes 10 pills and 2 inhalers everyday!
I don't want to argue with anyone. Life is a son of a bitch and sometimes you just want to lie down and die. I been there. I know how it is. If talking to god? makes it easier than quit reading this and go pray right now! I won't say anything. Just don't make me out to be some kind of evil monster cause I can't buy into it anymore.
It says in the bible that god will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you can bear. I Corinthians 10:13. Well in my particular case someone dropped the ball! My wife had a stroke, I lost my daughter. I tore my bicep muscle. I lost my stepfather.My pain got worse. I lost my mother. My wife had more strokes. My leg became paralyzed. My cat died. My son died of cancer.I got two hernias. My wife needed another operation. Somewhere in the middle of all that "was more than I could bear!" I gave up on god, he gave up on me. I don't know and don't care who went first.
anyway there's my explanation for that.
enjoy your day.