Friday, June 9, 2017

Molly Hatchet-Bounty Hunter



Why do white people always go to black people's garage sales? To get their stuff back!

What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

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